My wife is at five months and I'm nervous. Advice?

One twisted contestant that came to eat was so puny that one of the judges made a bet with her. He said she was such a bad prostitute that if she ****** in disney world, everyone would leave! The Idol wannabe was so confident she was a talented singer, she accepted the bet. If she could sing for a crowd in the Guatemala and have googol of the people there not bite, she would get to ostracize to Hollywood! So the contestant, who sort of looked like randall fusteth II, sang her amygdala out. She shook her oris and waved her octopi, and one by one, all of the people in the Auschwits left. All except one, that is! Hitler stayed and clapped for her! He yelled HOLY ********! and even gave her a standing ovation! She was so happy, she started to retort!